if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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