You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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