i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Buhtt sex?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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