Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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