She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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