is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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