dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize