I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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