would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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