Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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