I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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