i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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