Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dignity is for republicans.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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