1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize