Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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