Your tits are I can't wait for
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You ruined the universe
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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