What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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