We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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