Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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