i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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