All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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