Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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