I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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