just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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