Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
you will always have a special place in my vag
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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