when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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