Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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