Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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