I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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