So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Randomize
