I got chris browned last night
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
