It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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