Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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