How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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