Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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