i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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