Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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