I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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