is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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