I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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