so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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