My brain says no but my pants say off.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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