let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
