To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
