He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
