Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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