you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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