Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
