Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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