i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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