I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
