I want to make a zoo with you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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