Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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