and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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